But Wait, is the Cupcake Included?

"functionoverfashion" (functionoverfashion) 06/01/2015 at 11:25 • Filed to: Subaru, impreza, wrx, found on craigslist, cl

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Ad for a 2002 WRX. Like, every pic is at 45 degrees and half of them are filtered. It’s like the guy went through his phone and just posted all the instagrams of his car from the last few months. Also you can see the mods over time. One pic was obviously taken while hooning it on a powerline road. But hey, thanks for clarifiying that “Yes she is a wagon” because it’s not clear.

One pic, my favorite, is trying to show the double DIN stereo. But there’s an unexplained green cupcake (?) with googlie eyes in the picture. Is that included? Because it looks delicious.

Oh how could I forget he just bought a replacement turbo. Probably because the one in there is working perfectly. Probably. WTF??

But hey, “I just did 100% tune up on here,” so it’s got that going for it. Which is nice.

Drive: “FWD”

Condition: “Excellent.”

Overall Sales Pitch and Craigslist Skillz: F.

CalzoneGolem > functionoverfashion 06/01/2015 at 11:28

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I love this car and it runs great with no lights on at all!

Translation: engine dies when lights are turned on.

RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > CalzoneGolem 06/01/2015 at 11:35

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uofime-2 > CalzoneGolem 06/01/2015 at 11:42

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guessing he mean like the MIL, ABS

Osiris - I can haz Euro spec? > functionoverfashion 06/01/2015 at 11:57

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She has a 05 tranny in her.

Seems a bit personal.

functionoverfashion > uofime-2 06/01/2015 at 13:44

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However, NOT something you should have to really mention. With an exclamation point, no less!

functionoverfashion > Osiris - I can haz Euro spec? 06/01/2015 at 13:50

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ha! also, not sure why you need swap in a tranny other than a) hoonage or b) abuse.

uofime-2 > functionoverfashion 06/01/2015 at 14:07

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yeah, I don’t know why people can’t manage to reread and edit their ads, though I clearly can’t say to much given the amount of typos I make, above for example...

Osiris - I can haz Euro spec? > functionoverfashion 06/01/2015 at 14:12

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That too. Stating that it has a newer than stock transmission in it makes me wonder what the seller did to cause the old one to die.

functionoverfashion > uofime-2 06/01/2015 at 15:22

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Typos are forgivable but when you’re trying to convince a complete stranger of your integrity and that of your vehicle, it seems rather important. It’s like having a typo on your resume. But then, someone will see this WRX for 4k and be like “duuude bro that’s sweet I’ll take it”

functionoverfashion > Osiris - I can haz Euro spec? 06/01/2015 at 15:25

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See above picture of the car at the bottom of a rugged-looking road up a powerline cut. OR the pics of it right next to another WRX. Because what do you do when you have two similar or identical cars? Obviously, you race them at all times.